On Friday morning, golf pro Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and then hit his neighbors tree. His wife former nanny, Elin Nordegren, flew out of their two million dollar mansion in Windermere, Florida and busted a move and a rear window to extract her husband.

Something about Tiger’s accident is curious to me. What was he doing leaving his wife and daughter, Sam Alexis Woods and son, Charlie Axel Woods at that hour of the morning? Where was he going and why he was either so mad or so distracted that he could not see the fire hydrant? Perhaps it suddenly appeared. After hitting the fire hydrant, Tiger you would think would have said to himself, self you need to be careful.

I guess self was not listening as Tiger proceeded then to hit a tree in his neighbor’s yard. And his wife just just happened to hear the noise, get out to Tiger and save her husband. Where was the neighbor? Something about the rescue story also sounds suspect to me. Mrs. Woods apparently was not sound asleep at 2:25 am. Perhaps the two of them were having a discussion about his alleged affair with someone whose name was unfamiliar to me. I have just seen pictures of this designated hot blonde. I am having some problems with my vision but I do not see what all the hoopla about her looks is about. If Woods and Elin were discussing Rachel Uchitel the talk must have become a little too hot and Woods decided to get out of the kitchen (oops I mean the house) for a few minutes.

So what’s the big deal? I never expected the union of these two to last any way. But Tiger I hope you remember the lessons from Orenthal James Simpson (OJ). This is America, you might be a billionaire but you are still a black man. Don’t jump from the skillet into the frying pan. If it ain’t working cut the check and cut your losses. I believe that it is important for parents to be in the home for the children. I believe that raising the children together is the ideal but if the reality is you just that you cannot get along, keep it moving. Try some chocolate or at least a little caramel.

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